Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Open QA! (RTAM 12 of 25)

Ask whatever you want about me! Just leave a comment and I’ll type up your comment and my answer in this post. I’ll try to answer every reasonable question, and even some unreasonable ones too. Feel free to ask more than one!

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Question 1 from James I.C.C.: How far can you go when typing up pi without using anything else but your brain?

Answer: 3.141592654

Question 2 from Matthew K.: What's the worst thing you've seen on the internet?

Answer: Goatse, I clicked on it by accident when someone fakelinked it on Digg. I have never seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup, thankfully.

Question 3 from RAnni: Assuming your family and friends are healthy and happy, what would you do if you had a free day with unlimited amount of money?

Answer: First, I would wake up, and bring my whole family to IHOP to eat breakfast ('cause we've never been there before). Then, we would all go to see Slumdog Millionaire. Now it's lunchtime. I would bring you (Ranni) out to eat. We would probably go buy a kite, a nice picnic basket, and lots of picnic food and go to Nichols Arboretum (assuming it's a nice 72 degree spring day, although, knowing my luck, the day that I get unlimited money, the weather will be crappy) and have a picnic and fly out kite. In the afternoon, I would bring you and a bunch of my friends to the mall, and we'll all have a shopping spree. Finally, for dinner, I'll invited all the families from our youth group to eat at the Chop House. That'll take a while. Afterwards, I'll bring you to Borders, and I'll buy you and Jeffrey cool books. I'll read one to Jeffrey before he goes to sleep, and I'll read one to you as well. Finally, after a long and fun day, I would relax in the brand new bed I just bought. The end!

10 comments:

  1. How far can you go when typing up pi without using anything else but your brain?

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  2. 3.1415926535897
    but I digress...

    What's the worst thing you've seen on the internet?

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  3. What's "Goatse"?
    What's "2 Girls, 1 Cup"?

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  4. I'll have a real question later

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  5. Okay, I won't describe either of them, because even the description is gross. They are things that get spread across the internet because people are very very weird. Whatever you do, please, not in a million years, DO NOT GOOGLE IT!

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  6. Are they movies?
    Video clips?
    Images?
    Facts?
    At least tell me what they are...

    Assuming your family and friends are healthy and happy, what would you do if you had a free day with unlimited amount of money?

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  7. Goatse "was an Internet shock site. Its front page featured a picture, hello.jpg, showing a naked man stretching his anus to a large size with both hands, with the inside of his rectum clearly visible" --Wiki

    2 Girls 1 cup "features two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths." --Wiki

    Glad you asked?

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  8. Lol, Matt, could've just stuck with image and video

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  9. I don't know what a rectum is...
    And please don't tell me
    Mike, you haven't answered my question!!!

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